HOWIE BENEFIEL

The 2028 Smooth Brain Revengance Revolution Platform 🧠⚡

"Sometimes the best way to de-escalate is to escalate first. It's basic smooth brain strategy. No cap." - Howie Benefiel (probably)

• Bring back the crude oil export ban and expand it to LNG and any refined petrochemical products FR FR
• Pack the Supreme Court on Day One 📈 STONKS
• Launch federal investigations for ANY group that attempts to limit healthcare access 🔍 BIG YIKES
• Cap each state's net federal payments to 15% 💸 RATIO + L + COPE
• Straight up prison time for anyone who did anything illegal in the Trump admin - from JD Vance to ICE agents 🔒 GET REKT
• Cancel ALL federal contracts with Palantir and SpaceX on Day One ❌ CRINGE TECH BROS BTFO
• Tax loans secured by non-real estate equity at 70% 💰 BILLIONAIRES MALDING

About Howie 👑

Howie Benefiel: Professional smooth brain, amateur democracy enthusiast, and your next president (no cap). When he's not busy plotting the political revenge tour of 2028, Howie enjoys touching grass, dismantling corporate oligarchies, and actually good coffee. This man is LITERALLY the main character.